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Feel free to ask me things. I give excellent advice that you'd be a fool not to listen to.
I will follow back. But only if you are 18+.
Go home kids.
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime