sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand


When my friend tells me she can’t sleep at night when her husband is out of town

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…


rectumofglory:

theamazingindi look at this ya nerd

(via sevenpoints)


fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via our-battle-scars)


Folding slices like a pro #nypizza #nyny

Folding slices like a pro #nypizza #nyny


baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

(via zombietv)



Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

(via arwenevenstar)


My babes. #nationaldogday

My babes. #nationaldogday




theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.

(via fallenforfoodandfictitiousmen)


Fucking eff